The High Crusade
...because a heathen is a heathen.
Overview
A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
Cast

John Rhys-Davies
Bruder Parvus

Rick Overton
Sir Roger

Michael Des Barres
Monsieur du Lac
Catherine Punch
Lady Catherine
Patrick Brymer
Red John

Debbie Lee Carrington
Branithar

Rinaldo Talamonti
Alien Chief
Frank Kanakusen
Alien Assistant
Tahareh Becker
Alien Assistant

Ray Cokes
Messenger
Holger Neuhäuser
Hubert
Werner Baum
Lars